You Can't Handle my Kitchen Performance Tee Live Through This Game: Session One-7

YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY KITCHEN
Under Armour Performance Tee
LIVE THROUGH THIS GAME

This isn’t trash talk.
It’s truth in thread.

For the ones who turn the non-volley zone into a war zone — this shirt isn’t about playing nice. It’s about owning the court, especially the kitchen, where finesse meets fury.

You’re not just here to rally —
You’re here to rattle cages and serve heat that leaves your opponents speechless.
If they can’t handle your kitchen, they don’t belong in your game.

This shirt says what your paddle already knows:
You run this.

DETAILS THAT HIT DIFFERENT
✔️ 60% combed cotton / 40% polyester – vintage-soft with an edge
✔️ Heavyweight but breathable — tough enough for court grind, chill enough for streetwear
✔️ Relaxed 90s unisex fit — genderless, fearless, and effortlessly oversized
✔️ Split hem for movement (and mid-game mic drops)
✔️ Front graphic: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE MY KITCHEN” — distressed, loud, and unapologetic
✔️ Back print: “LIVE THROUGH THIS GAME” — because this isn’t just sport, it’s gospel

GEAR THAT TALKS BACK
This tee is for the bold. The chaotic. The ones who aren’t afraid to bring the fire and make the kitchen smoke.

Made for players with swagger and spin.
Made for the ones who don’t flinch.

SLOW FASHION, FAST MOVES
Printed to order.
No mass production.
No waste.
Just conscious gear for disruptive players.

Thanks for wearing your message. And your mindset.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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