YOU DIDN’T JUST PLAY THE GAME YOU LIVED THROUGH IT
The Kitchen’s On Fire Under Armour Performance Tee
This isn’t your grandpa’s pickleball shirt. Built for grit. Styled for chaos. Inspired by the raw, rebellious spirit of the '90s and fueled by every point you’ve earned, this tee is made for the players who dive, dink, and dominate and still laugh when the game gets wild.
Whether you're serving smoke or just hanging courtside, this shirt delivers comfort, confidence, and enough grunge to start a fire in the kitchen.
DETAILS THAT HIT DIFFERENT
✔️ 60% combed cotton / 40% polyester for that vintage-soft feel
✔️ Heavyweight but breathable built for the all-season grind
✔️ Relaxed 90s unisex fit genderless, fearless, and just the right amount of oversized
✔️ Split hem for movement (or just flexing mid-rally)
✔️ Distressed “LIVE THROUGH THIS GAME” front graphic
✔️ “THE KITCHEN’S ON FIRE” back print for those who know the rules, and break ‘em anyway
Perfect for tournaments, parking lot hangs, or post-game pizza with your crew.
SLOW FASHION, FAST MOVES We print each tee to order no mass production, no waste. Just conscious gear for conscious players. Thanks for making the right kind of noise.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
| S |
29 |
39 |
9 ¼ |
| M |
29 ½ |
42 |
9 ½ |
| L |
30 |
45 |
9 ¾ |
| XL |
31 |
48 |
10 |
| 2XL |
32 |
51 |
10 ¼ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
| S |
73.7 |
99 |
23.5 |
| M |
75 |
106.7 |
24.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
114.3 |
24.8 |
| XL |
78.7 |
122 |
25.4 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
129.5 |
26 |
