SPECIAL EDITION
I DINK, THEREFORE I AM.
Under Armour Performance Tee
Available for a limited time only.
This isn’t just a play on words — it’s a declaration.
A rallying cry for the thinkers, the feelers, the ones who don’t just show up to win — they show up to exist fully in the moment.
For the player who knows every dink is a decision. Every point, a philosophy.
This shirt was made for the ones who are wide awake in their game and their life.
Because this isn’t just about pickleball —
It’s about identity. Intention. Presence.
Ask yourself:
Who are you when the game gets quiet?
Are you still you when the world stops clapping?
DETAILS THAT EXIST LOUDLY
✔️ 60% combed cotton / 40% polyester — soft enough to live in, tough enough to sweat through
✔️ Heavyweight, breathable, and built to hold your fire
✔️ Boxy 90s unisex cut — unapologetically bold
✔️ Split hem — made for your pivot
✔️ Front Graphic: “I DINK, THEREFORE I AM.” — cracked ink with soul
✔️ Back Print: “LIVE THROUGH THIS GAME” — a reminder of why you’re still here
ONE DROP. ONE SHOT. ONE CHANCE TO OWN IT.
This shirt is printed only when you order no waste, no overproduction.
It won’t be around forever.
But neither is your moment on the court.
So—
Do you play to win… or do you dink to become?
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
A (inches) |
B (inches) |
C (inches) |
| S |
29 |
39 |
9 ¼ |
| M |
29 ½ |
42 |
9 ½ |
| L |
30 |
45 |
9 ¾ |
| XL |
31 |
48 |
10 |
| 2XL |
32 |
51 |
10 ¼ |
| |
A (cm) |
B (cm) |
C (cm) |
| S |
73.7 |
99 |
23.5 |
| M |
75 |
106.7 |
24.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
114.3 |
24.8 |
| XL |
78.7 |
122 |
25.4 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
129.5 |
26 |
